From UNPANTS.ME
Laugh all you want, ladies, but you know this is no joking matter! You might wear dresses to look cute, stylish, sophisticated, professional, or ladylike … but it just isn’t working when your skirt gets stuck between your buns. This ailment, known as a dress wedgie or “hungry butt” can strike anyone, anywhere, but disproportionately affects girls with a booty.
Take a moment to check yourself for hungry butt: sit, stand squat, and take a quick walk around your home. If your dress gets caught between your butt cheeks, don’t panic! Try one of these four simple tricks to prevent the discomfort and embarrassment of a dress wedgie.
Take a moment to check yourself for hungry butt: sit, stand squat, and take a quick walk around your home. If your dress gets caught between your butt cheeks, don’t panic! Try one of these four simple tricks to prevent the discomfort and embarrassment of a dress wedgie.
1.
Wear Full-Coverage Briefs
Love them or hate them, regular old granny panties have their perks. Replace your cheekier underwear with something that covers your whole bottom to help keep your clothes from getting caught in the crack.
2.
Give Hungry Butt the Slip
A basic slip isn’t just for modesty – an extra layer of fabric can save your outer skirt from getting eaten up. If you worry about rogue gusts of wind or like to wear colorful lingerie, you should already be wearing one!
3.
Layer with Leggings or Shorts
Many women wear shorts or leggings under their skirts for protection from prying eyes and winter weather. But what you may not know is that these must-have wardrobe staples reduce cases of hungry butt by 99%*.
4.
Control Your Cheeks with Pantyhose
Sheer hose may not be the hottest trend this year, but consider this: a pair of control-top pantyhose will keep you warm, flatten your tummy, AND give you total protection against dress wedgies. Just make sure you leave yourself an extra five minutes to wrestle them on in the morning.
Do you have a secret cure for hungry butt of your own?
*totally unscientific fact.
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