Oh yeah, we went there.
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already, they now can serve another purpose: a built-in swatch. No more
running hundreds of lipstick swatches on yourself until your forearm
looks like a colorful crime scene; if you want to attain the perfect
nude, check out your boob. Yep, science has shown that the most
flattering nude lipstick shade can be achieved by yondering down South.
Find out what your favorite lipstick shade says about you.
Dr. Travis Stork, a male physician on NBC’s daytime medical talk show The Doctors,
recently revealed that the most effective method to lock down your
perfect nude lipstick isn’t to download makeup apps—it’s to examine your
nipple pigment.
“It’s oh so simple. Nature knows best!” Stork chuckled as he
nonchalantly peered into his shirt. According to the doctor, 75 percent
of women watching will “consider this before the sun rises tomorrow.” He
then proceeded to snag a beige bullet from the lipstick display to
prove a strikingly accurate color match.
Women have since taken to this method, and by looks of firsthand
accounts, the strange concept does seem to prove true; the majority have
reported that there does appear to be an applicable connection between
the shade of ones nipples and the lipstick shade that most flattered them.
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Unfortunately, this might not be as accurate on women with
significantly darker skin, but the hack is still definitely worth trying
for those who struggle with the color matching process (or just to
satisfy your curiosity).
So what are you waiting for? Although we don’t recommend
enthusiastically hoisting up your shirt in the middle of Sephora to
check out your nips, we won’t tell if we catch you dashing to the
nearest bathroom right away to verify this theory. Happy nip slipping!
