By
Lane Moore,
Spoiler: The answer is "whatever you want to do with it."
1. Have a mustache, don't have a mustache. It's
your call. That dark hair you get above your upper lip: Do you like it?
Maybe you do! If you do, keep it! If you don't, shave it or bleach it
while singing in your bathroom mirror and pretending it's a white
mustache.
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2. Tweeze your eyebrows into a perfect arch or let them grow into a tangled mess of hair that lives above your eyes. I
used to be so obsessed with my eyebrows but now I just do not have time
to tweeze them every single day, and I've realized no one notices or
cares when I don't. And if they do notice, I don't care, so win-win.
That said, if you love tweezing your eyebrows because you're a pro at it
and it makes you feel sexy as hell, kill that arch, girl!
3. Have a dope-ass unibrow or separate those two. The options are endless! OK, so there are two options, but both can look pretty sick if you think you look great that way.
4. Make sure the hair on your legs is however you feel like having it.
Super long hairs you can braid? Sure. Shorter hairs that feel like
grass when you run your fingers over them? Fine by me. No hair at all
because it makes you feel like a mermaid? Cool. It's your call, man.
5.
Shape the hair on your vulva into a leprechaun or Diane Keaton's face
or the shape of "person with normal pubic hair" because seriously, who
cares? Or wax it off at some fancy place that makes you feel
like a princess because they have cucumber water there, and any options
in between.Oh! You can also dye it different colors, which I've been
meaning to try for my own personal amusement.
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6. Shave your armpit hair or let it grow long enough to make a fishtail braid. You
can really turn either one into a party. At one party, everyone shaves
together while listening to old Spice Girls songs and at the other,
everyone braids each other's armpit hair while listening to old Spice
Girls songs. I just created your perfect weekend and you're welcome.
7. If you have any hair on your stomach, shave it off if it bothers you and if it doesn't, pretend you are a cute baby animal. Humans are animals, so it counts.
8. If your arms are really hairy, make sure to shave them — or — make sure to remember that lots of things are beautiful. Hairy arms are OK on guys, so who says that having a lot of hair on her arms makes a woman unattractive? Not me.
9. If you have hair on your toes, shave it off or pretend you're a sexy troll. Look
at how cute this little troll is! I would bet so much money that if she
were alive, she would have toe hair and she'd probably dye it pink to
match the hair on her head because she is dope like that. So if you want
to shave it off, go for it! Otherwise, be this cute-ass troll.
